The milk bottle hot water bottle is an essential tool in the battle against the street trader’s most pressing grumble – the cold. Usually used to warm toes and hands, I prefer to stuff it down my pants. It stops cold escaping from one of the body’s biggest heat loss areas and creates an impressive bulge.
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You could always shove my Marc Jacobs manky socks down your pants!
That made me laugh so loud that the wee schnauzer that was snoozing at the side of my laptop fell off the sofa!