One of the peep show girls just walked the length of Tisbury Court with a juice box on her head.
A Rasta guy lifted up his t-shirt to reveal a string vest and proceeded to rub his belly. He was too laid back to pat his head although was paying a keen interest in my bag locked in the cab.
Local cafe owner who represents soho in the Biggest Wanker contest put in a P.B. by trying to convince one of my customers that the coffee I just made her tasted bad.
Finally told him to fuck off which puts me in gold medal contention for Tongue Biting.