On a lighter note I think I am turning into an old woman.

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When I started working on the streets of SoHo I was worried the den of iniquity would suck me in and turn me into a peep-show-dwelling creature of the night constantly feasting on cheap women and triple-cut coke. Turns out its made me want to join the WI. Instead of developing an unquenchable thirst for ever increasingly dirty porn, I crave bunting and tea-towels featuring garden herbs or seaside resorts of the South Devon coast. I suppose cross-dressing fits in nicely with the area but it isn’t trannyoke at Escape calling rather I find myself secretly fingering flesh-coloured tights in the hoisery section of M&S.

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One Response to On a lighter note I think I am turning into an old woman.

  1. Granny or not I do like these Fabrics! : )

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