Monthly Archives: September 2010

Clipped

“I had this guy make me feel sick the other day. Came up to me and I thought ‘ok here we go’ and he said he wanted a girl 13, 14. He was an English guy said he had to … Continue reading

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Brewed Dog #4 – Lennox

Fresh (yet stinking) from a swim in the Serpentine, Lennox the Labra-doodle made my day today. He is by far the coolest dog I know. He likes his food – whether it is a gaggle of Easter eggs crapped out … Continue reading

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SoHo games #2

There is a game in SoHo people like to play. It’s called pat down pat – some guys played today. It’s pretty easy. One: You stand around looking sleazy. Two: you have to bug your eyes out, scratch yourself and … Continue reading

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The response from my baker when some dude said the size of my amazing chilli chocolate brownies was “stingy”. It’s a quid mate and you bought three.

Tell them to go to greggs. Ingredients… Valrhona carribbe 66% (that’s just posh chocolate with all the beans from the caribbean), valrhona pure cacao, lescure French butter, organic Kentish eggs, my special organic gluten free flour and chillis grown in … Continue reading

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Too true

“Normally I wouldn’t touch em with a barge pole but 20 quid’s 20 quid” “Yeah well at the end of the day in this day and age.” – just realised I always feel awkward in situations that require blokey small … Continue reading

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Brewed Dog #3 – Rio

Rio is one bad-ass beagle. He lulls you into a false sense of security by acting stuffed and letting you pick him up or put him on chairs. But as soon as you fall asleep he launches his snore attack … Continue reading

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Do you sell hotdogs?

Stooge 1: “Give us a hotdog.” BB: “Sorry,” said I “this is a coffee trolley, we only sell coffee.” enter Stooge 2. He is bigger and has a nasty scar on the bridge of his nose. He is so wasted … Continue reading

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