There is a game in SoHo people like to play. It’s called pat down pat – some guys played today.
It’s pretty easy. One: You stand around looking sleazy. Two: you have to bug your eyes out, scratch yourself and just act all crazy. You have probably guessed it’s a silly game but I haven’t told you why it gets its name.
Put simply PC Plod pats you down while you stand around and frown. “You’re disrespectin me!” is a common ruse while the PC’s try to find rocks in your shoes – but remember! if he finds them, well then you lose.
But don’t worry because the legal system likes a loser and you can always play again tomorrow.