It is a well documented fact someone threatening to stab you makes you burn calories. And no one in the free world gets offered a shanking more than a Street Barista. When this situation arises, whether you choose fight or flight, it is essential you are loaded with carbs. Below is the recipe for a typical field brekkie.
1: place three wheetabix in a takeaway cup. Don’t be afraid to wedge them in.
2: steam some milk. A nice tight micro foam gives the cereal a creamy texture.
3: pour the milk down the side of the cup allowing the dry biscuits to absorb the creamy goodness.
4: add copious amounts of sugar and you are ready to fight (or run away)
If you decide to face the hoodies and end up getting stabbed, wheetabix make a very effective field dressing as they are highly absorbent.