I should call myself the Prostitute Allocation Service

“Oi tell me bruv, tell me yeah. Where. Can. I. Get. A. Girl,”
“I don’t really know.”
“Aw come on bruv. You’re living life on the streets, you’re here 24/7…”
“Well you could…”
“You’ve got your ear to the ground, you must see girls come and go…”
“Well just…”
“Come on bruv, come on. Hook me up…”
“Well…”
“Hook me up.”
“Well…”
“Hook me up.”
“Well…”
“Come on bruv hook me up.”
“YOU KEEP TALKING OVER ME! I’M TRYING TO TELL YOU BUT YOU JUST KEEP TALKING OVER ME!!!!!”
“Sorry bruv didn’t mean to disrespect you. Show me the way bruv, show me the way.”
“Well…”
“Show me the way bruv.”
It’s 8am.

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