Monthly Archives: March 2011

Knock offs

“Yeah that one does it but to be honest they all do it. I’ve been to every single one in Soho. I ask for the sex first now because then you get a nice forty minute massage at the end … Continue reading

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Scary strawberry invasion

Everytime I abandon the cart I return to find an evil strawberry man staring at me with evil pomrgranate eyes. I was traumatised by a strawberry picking job in my country bumpkin youth. Have the pip-ridden back-breakers come back to … Continue reading

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Brewed Boy podcast #5

Ladettes and lentilmen it is with great pleasure that I introduce to you a staggering feat of musical ingenuity the likes of which have never graced our ears. From the fiendish mind of the great Dave Rutter I present the … Continue reading

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Brewed Boy Movie

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Pilot for Crystal Meth Maze

Bald man in a leopard print jacket and black skinnies stands in front of a disheveled looking bunch of addicts. They are all dressed in immaculate grey overalls and have knee and elbow pads on. Host: ok my intrepid gang. … Continue reading

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Scouser the sandwich seller and customer abuser.

Scouser: I’m gonna give you a hand today. BB: Aw thanks Scouser but you don’t have to do that. Scouser: nah mate I want to. And then you can give me a job and we can play cards when its … Continue reading

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