Scouser the sandwich seller and customer abuser.

Scouser: I’m gonna give you a hand today.

BB: Aw thanks Scouser but you don’t have to do that.

Scouser: nah mate I want to. And then you can give me a job and we can play cards when its quiet.

BB: (aside) fuck’s sake.

Ten minutes later

Customer: flat white please.

Scouser: certainly sir. Would you like a sandwich.

Customer: no thanks.

Scouser: go on just have a sandwich.

Customer: nah I’ve just had lunch.

Scouser: come on they are only small. Just get one. Look I’ll put one in a bag for you.

Customer: no thank you.

Scouser: just buy a fucking sandwich.

The customer comes and stands next to me. I make his coffee while he eyes up the scouser.

Scouser: I hate people like that. You’re standing here working hard and he’s too cheap to put his hand in his pocket. Anyway I’m off now. See you tomorrow fella.

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One Response to Scouser the sandwich seller and customer abuser.

  1. Jamie says:

    Then he tried to get me to buy 4 paintings after I refused the sarnies.

    Hard sell.

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