Knock offs

“Yeah that one does it but to be honest they all do it. I’ve been to every single one in Soho. I ask for the sex first now because then you get a nice forty minute massage at the end of it rather than having to wait to get wanked off which isn’t relaxing at all. I had a four handed one the other day. Two Chinese birds – one twenty-year-old one and one forty-year-old one. It was brilliant because the older one was getting angry at the younger one because she wasn’t doing a good enough job. They were yabbering at each other “chow wa ni wa” and I’m rubbing my hands together going “woo hoo hoo”. I got the sex afterwards though that time cause it was the first time i’d been there and I didn’t feel comfortable asking.”

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