But while this giant is big AND friendly he doesn’t eat snozzcumbers or drink frobscottle – he just drinks lots and lots of espresso. He used to pay for them but now I’m paying him to make you coffee so you can get to work that little bit quicker and he gets his for free. I am definitely an economic masochist. His name is Phil and he goes to his proper job at 10 so if you are early you might catch him. If he tries to blow a dream at you with a giant trumpet just shout at him like a dog.