Lost: excuse me mate, do you know where Brook Mews is?
Me: Brook Mews? Hmmm. Sorry, don’t that one.
No teeth man: I do! Straight up there on the right. And i’ll tell you how I know. Great place to smoke crack. Great place. No lights, no cameras. Bloody beautiful down there. I just finished smoking me pipe down there once and a copper came down. He said ‘what are ya doing?’ and I said ‘I’ve just finished smoking me pipe so ya can’t nick me now can ya cunt.’
Lost: er thanks.
Gap tooth man: ya welcome.